proudly presents

"WinSongs 95"

... the best imitations of rock and roll favorites... but we've preserved the look-and-feel of the original.

 

"WinSongs 95" includes classics such as:

"STAND BY YOUR MANUAL"

"IT'S MY PC AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO"

"TEARS OF A CLONE"

"BY THE TIME I GET TO CAIRO"

"WHERE HAVE ALL MY DRIVERS GONE?"

 

With "WinSongs 95" you'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly
you'll get up and dance when you hear "I Want a Mac"...

 

"I Want A Mac"

(Sung to the tune of "I Want You Back" by The Jackson Five,
lyrics by Dave Garr)

When I bought this new PC
I patted my own back
I heard it was the latest thing
It looked just like a Mac
But when I tried to make it work
It wouldn't do a thing
Pressed CONTROL-ALT-DELETE so much
My arm is in a sling

Oh dealer give me one more chance (to return Windows)
Won't you please let me (exchange it for Mac)
Oh dealer I was blind to Window Pains (beauty's only screen deep)
But now that I try to get work done (I want a Mac)
Oh I do now (I want a Mac)
Smooth transition (I want a Mac)
RISC chip too now (I want a Mac)
Speech recognition